Happy Birthday J!

All the fabulous people get fuckyeah sites, so since you pretty much think you’re fabulous I’ll give you one! Not just because its you’re birthday, or because I think it will stroke your ego(Which I know it will!) but because I think you really do deserve it. We might give you crap for all the things you do, but you know that deep down we’re shit scared of losing you. I’d hate to bore you, so I keep things interesting with all my insults.:) Which really are funny.:)

Plus it was soooo much fun making you a facebook account, I decided to make another one. But I’m sure you liked this one a lot lot more.:) I really couldn’t think of a way to greet you in a a unique way, so heeerre. I made a big self esteem site for you. I promise J there are no insults here, jsut a couple of lesbo jokes! HAHAHA

I may not say it often enough, but I’m really glad we’re friends. I’ve never told you this before but I used to think you and mer were two of the most fun people in the batch. I never really thought I’d get close to you guys because I lack, ahm, athletic skillz. But hey, all it took for me to get you guys was a little trade off. And she really isn’t that much of a loss.

I know I keep telling you that you’re so transparent, but it definitely took a while before you opened up to me, and I’m pretty glad you did. Whether you want to admit it or not, you do choose you’re close friends. And I’m so glad you chose me (especiall when you had mer na!). For someone like you, its easy to make friends. You’re well-liked, admired, and funny enough to be entertaining. With all the new, skinnier friends you could have made. I’m pretty flattered thaat you chose to stick to me.:)

I like how its comfortable with us. How I can lie around in my pambahay and you won’t judge me (because you’re in pambahay too!). How I can eat with my hands and wipe my fingers on my shirt and you’d just laugh. You’re good at making people feel comfortable with you. That’s why you have such GREAT FRIENDS! I don’t really need to party or do bad ass stuff with you guys. I like how we can talk for HOURS and not get bored. Even though it’s super hard for me to remember stuff, its the random moments I remember the most. Like that time we stalked mer, or the time when you cried in the bus, or that time when we were just eating lollipops. You know I just realized we didnt have to steal that lollipop is there were just three of us during that time! HAHAHA

So I really don’t know what to give you for you’re birthday. I mean not just because I’m broke but because you’re not really that materialistic. I know how much you like knowing how important you are, so I want to tell you! And I know you miss that folder in youre old phone.:)

Plus I know you miss me!HAHAHA.

We might not be the type of friends who have secret handshakes or silly bracelets. But I wouldn’t want to have our friendship any other way. You know how I said I liked simple friendships? Well that’s what I have with you. YOu might think the fact that I dont text or call or even reply as often as you like means I’m drifting apart. But really I’m not. I just cant handle..you know..commitment. (there should at least be one lesbo joke here!! HAHAHA!!!)

So he’re a little feel good site to make you feel a little more loved! I’m not saying you’re needy or anything, but everybody can use a little assurance.:)

Love ya jaaaay.:)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:)