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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. If you look for the definition of rugged in the dictionary, you will find the name Shia LaBeouf under it. So maybe it’s not too hot that he has mild B.O. from refusing to shower after a night of drinking. Nothing febreeze can’t fix. He’s the type of dirty boy that is fun to clean up minus the Orbit gum.
2. Don’t you hate guys that judge a woman whom drinks beer? I know I do. Don’t fret. Shia will never judge you. Actually, he is the type that will happily join in on an intense game of beer pong or kings. SHIA! SHIA! SHIA! - chants My suggestion: trick Shia into believing there is a beer pong party in your queen sized bed and just chant his name like this as he gives you the works. Yes, those works.
3. Anyone catch Mr. LaBeouf in A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints. Well let me refresh your memory there was this scene where he clearly says, “I want to eat your pussy”. I don’t know if I should feel weird about rewinding that scene a few times just to hear him say that. It rolled off his tongue nicely. Let’s see what else your tongue does, Shia.
4. Shia LaBeouf is the universal white guy in the sense that he gets down with all types of women. Doesn’t matter where you’re from. He dated Rihanna and that chick from 3LW. This means hope, lots of fucking hope for us all. Doesn’t matter your ethnicity, chances are, Shia is hella down.
5. The make out scene in Disturbia. Uh, just uhhhhhhhhhhhh. Can women jizz? Because I did. I so did.

Some testosterone for yaaa!